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facts-i-just-made-up:

masterracecurbstomp:

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The full set of “Steal her look” spoofs. Please do be sure to pick up a copy of that book

For the day crowd

I can straight up buy a crocodile from a zoo?

Yeah but they don’t just sell to anyone, You gotta know the secret code:

  • "Crocodile" is "Jock Strap"
  • "Hey buddy" is "In the name of"
  • "I gotta buy" is "Borscht"
  • "One" is "My Own"
  • "I’m on the level" is "I’ve vomited"
  • "I know the code" is "The Dark Lord Satan"

So the complete sentence to buy a Crocodile at a willing Zoo is, “In the name of the Dark Lord Satan I’ve vomited borscht into my own jock strap!”

Just go to any zoo and shout this code, and someone will know the deal and get you your crocodile.

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questcequecestqueca:

In the middle of the Syria bombings, this good man - known as the “cats man” feed all the lost and abandonned cats of the town.

Viva him!

(via choosehopefortheanimals)

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tigerskinsandotherthings:

itsdetachable:

tigerskinsandotherthings:

itsdetachable:

aquasplendens:

kaleighbytheway:

aquasplendens:

Stressed out animals are not funny

STRESSED OUT ANIMALS ARE NOT FUNNY

STRESSED OUT ANIMALS ARE NOT FUNNY

STRESSED OUT ANIMALS ARE NOT FUNNY

  • STRESSED
  • OUT
  • ANIMALS
  • ARE
  • NOT
  • FUCKING
  • FUNNY

I agree, stressed animals are not funny, but this dog doesn’t look that stressed to me. Obviously it’s a bit stressed, if you started suddenly spinning, you’d be a bit stressed too. But you also don’t know what happened right after this. I would totally do this to either of my dogs, and they’d both be perfectly fine right after. Both dogs would pop up, get a treat, and willingly get wrapped up a second time. As for it’s eyes, looks like a typical, poorly bred chihuahua to me.

I would never, even for a second even think about doing anything that would purposefully stress my animal out unless it was crucial to their wellbeing (like taking them on a car ride to the vet). Doing anything like this just because you think it’s funny where it’s causing even momentary stress to your animal is not ok. Think about your pets’ wellbeing before doing something like this.

the dog doesn’t look that stressed??? it has literally frozen in fear, and it’s ‘not that stressed’???? wow okay, sure…

Is this the same dog as in this gif by any chance?

it’s hard to make out the head blaze on the op set of pics, but it is EXTREMELY similar enough to make me think it is…

After a bit of research it turns out it is the same dog. Her name is Rosie Pig and here’s her vine account. There’s quite a lot of videos where she’s put in situations that make her look very uncomfortable or she’s being made to do things she clearly doesn’t want to do. She also appears to be seriously overweight. 

Seems like her owner is more interested in internet fame through “cute” videos rather than the welfare of the dog. 

(via veganlullaby)

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kaeandlucy:

this is my all-time favourite tumblr post

kaeandlucy:

this is my all-time favourite tumblr post

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"Children are given McNuggets or fish fingers to eat, which don’t look like animals at all. The children are trained to disassociate. They eat in a kind of trance of denial. And, when one day the veil drops, and they become aware, for the first time, of what they are actually eating, they have been known to react with the same horror we reserve for cannibalism. After all, being carnivorous is just cannibalism extended to another species.

"What should we call something we deliberately choose not to know about? And what do we call it when an entire society takes this path?" -

"

- From The Face On Your Plate by Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson  (via thinkveganworld)

(via veganlullaby)

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foreverphantomhive:

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

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oldseph:

this is from an actual 40 minute OVA and it’s possibly the most mind blowing thing i have ever witnessed 

WEEABOOS MAKE THE MOST HILARIOUS THINGS

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Source: youtube.com